pray...

to the dear people who are in charge of approving my study visa to portugal.....

i pray that:

-if you are a guy, your wife will never discover your secret slash of porn videos, your mistress will never get pregnant, your children will never ask you for money, and your boss will never discover that you are the one peeing on his car tyres...

-if you are a lady, your husband will always satisfy your materials needs, your toy-boy will always satisfy your "other" needs, your children will always eat their vegetables, and your boss will always give you time off for your shopping

so why don't you just buck up and settle my application promptly?!