tips for a man...

things that a man should never do...

i) check your BlackBerry in bed... to a woman, that's equivalent to having a threesome with your boss...

ii) ask for a kiss... her eyes will say yes or no, and nothing kills the mood like asking for a translation...

iii) mess with another man's automobile... we don't care if he stole your wife, your job or your dog... it's blasphemy...

iv) talk salary... the more you make, the easier it is to cheapen your image...

v) have that extra drink... you know, the one that takes you from hilarious to hyena... respect your tippling point...

vi) wear low-rise jeans... so what if david beckham flashes his hash in every other men's magazine...

vii) argue with a cop... you were caught, so own up and accept defeat... the only thing that you win in this battle is a humid cell and a roommate nicknamed Stabby...

viii) go tanning... forget skin cancer... being trapped in between heating elements is for cheese...