invitation for a white Xmas 2007

invitation for a white Xmas 2007 is now open.... will be in northern germany (hamburg - bloody cold) or northern denmark (aalborg - bloody bloody cold)... will be planning to travel to sweden, and hopefully norway and finland.... looking for travel kakis....

this invite will include:

(a) if you are cute enough.... erm... only girls are eligible...
- food
- 1/2 of my number of blankets
- free sightseeing
- guranteed snow and cold weather
- my bed (i will take the floor provided i have a nice thick sleeping bag)
- lots of vodka (optional)
- northern lights (for denmark only)

(b) if you belong to the male species or barely considered as adorable by my standard...
- food
- 1/4 of the number of blankets
- free sightseeing
- snow and cold weather
- the floor (sleeping bag is provided though)
- tons of vodka still

however, due to my fiancial constraints... invite does not include:
- shopping expenses
- air ticket
- transport
- anything else outside the "freebies" list

other benefits of this invite:
- you get to dress up in nice winter clothings (think nice jackets and leather boots... whoa!!)
- meet exotic creatures (ladies with blond hair + blue eyes + long slim legs) ermm... sorry this is only appliable for male species
- get to travel to places that are almost out of this world, not to mention that you can boast about it... how many people you know have travelled to places like sweden, denmark, norway??
-lastly, you have me for companionship...

any takers??