if i have a gun....

things to do if i have a gun...

i) shoot the dogs, below the apartment where i am staying, which will bark at between 4-6pm daily... its like they are programmed to do so... another less cruel alternative will be to feed them sleeping pills at around 3pm daily, but thats too much of a hassle... just stick to the shooting....

ii) shoot the coordinators of the programme... they delayed the semester by a week!! becoz there are a few more students who haven arrived yet... why why?? i should have stayed in singapore a week more...

iii) myself of course... after the shooting, i wouldnt want to stay in a jail where i cant understand what everyone else is speaking... =p

disclaimer: at this point in time, no dogs had been harmed in anyway, no coordinators were being shot at, well... except for the icy stares i shot at them this morning....